The Presidency

The Administration

The primary role of the Presidency is the organisation and coordination of government narratives. The efficiency of this office has a decisive impact on the speed with which responsibility can be transferred between public institutions.

Fictional official portrait of Dr Promise M. Tendo, President of the Republic of Conya (a parody character).
Head of State

H.E. Dr. Promise M. Tendo

President of the Republic of Conya

Dr. Promise M. Tendo rose from humble beginnings to become one of the country's most successful narrators of humble beginnings. His administration is founded on five pillars: commitment, recommitment, rebranding, relaunching and reminding citizens about the previous administration.

Fictional character. Any resemblance to real persons is entirely satirical.

Offices of the Presidency

Office

The President

The Head of State and Head of Optics.

Office

Office of the Deputy Narrative

Provides parallel storytelling capacity when the primary narrative is under maintenance.

Office

Office of the Prime Cabinet Scheduler

Coordinates meetings about meetings about the meeting.

Office

The Cabinet

Deliberative organ tasked with directing itself to direct itself.

Office

Presidential Delivery Explanation Unit

Explains delivery until further delivery is explained.

Office

Government Spokesperson's Office

Producing coordinated statements at variance with the video.

Office

Directorate of International Handshakes

Handshakes, motorcades and bilateral photographs.

Office

State House Department of Strategic Concern

Concerned at the highest levels about matters raised at the lowest cost.

Fictional satirical agency

National Police Service of Conya

Utumishi kwa Wote Tunaowakubali

Service to All Approved Persons

The National Police Service of Conya maintains law, order and several alternative versions of recorded events.

Departments
  • Directorate of Public Dispersal
  • Custodial Explanation Unit
  • Plain-Clothes Visibility Division
  • CCTV Interruption Department
  • Social Media Feelings Protection Unit
  • Command Responsibility Prevention Office
  • Directorate of Evidence Circulation
  • Independent Internal Self-Assessment Unit
Services offered
  • Protester identification
  • Blogger transportation
  • Camera interruption
  • Witness discouragement
  • Initial narrative production
  • Autopsy narrative revision
  • Evidence forwarding simulation
  • Junior-officer accountability allocation
Statistic

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